Funny Birthday Poems You’ll Enjoy

Poetry and space aliens don’t often go together. When you think of poems, earthlings think of Shelley, Keats and Longfellow, not diminutive funny little men with antennae growing out of their heads (and for the 100th time, I’m not green!). But like everything else, before you earthlings had that oh-so-precious opposable thumb of yours, we space aliens were busy crafting humorous birthday poems.

However, I did manage to come up with a poem and tried it out on my earthling host Professor Philip Jones:

FUnny Birthday Poems

You’re speechless, right? I know it takes getting used to, but basking in the glow of my superiority will become second nature to you in no time.

More Poems

It’s clear that there is a demand for some funny birthday poetry—funny to me! I get a mirthful chuckle every time I get the “superior to you” part. Just contemplating the unbridgeable gap between me and you earthlings brings a smile to my face. And you’ll certainly will enjoy them because you will you know how much laughter it brings me. Remember, it’s still all about me!

OK, without further ado, here are some more poems:

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
All things being said,
I’m superior to you!
Happy Birthday!

See how knowing how superior I am makes you want to have a happy birthday? Next one:

 Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Check out my blaster,
I’m superior to you!
Happy Birthday!

 You earthlings have demonstrated great interest in armaments over the millennia, so I thought you would appreciate a poetic weapon reference. More:

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
You call that a life?
I’m superior to you!
Happy Birthday!

 The truth hurts, right? So don’t shoot the messenger, especially since he has a blaster (see above). Onward:

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
So is the Earth
I’m superior to you!
Happy Birthday!

 I value education so this little geography lesson informing you the correct color of your planet was my pleasure. (Some pictures of Earth are called “blue marble”; glad to see earthlings understand your marble-sized significance in the cosmos.) Finally:

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I’m so cool and
So superior to you!
Happy Birthday!

Cool and superior; the yin and yang of Zeno…

I could of course go on, but I believe there is enough variety from the above masterpieces that will grace any birthday document. Yes, you’re welcome!

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