About Zeno, who blogs on this site…
Zeno is a comic character from The Lunar Antics who freely expresses his extraterrestrial professional analysis of all affairs earthling. After reading some of Zeno's observations, you will soon find out that it’s not enough for Zeno to be superior. His mission is to make sure that you know that he is superior.
More about him can found under About Me.
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They said a picture is worth a thousand words. So why is it such a thing as free cartoon clipart? In my opinion, it should cost at least two syndicated columns. I can’t get used to your crazy earthling economy. … Continue reading
In a rare moment of altruism (and I mean rare!), I thought I would help some of you earth creatures hopelessly tethered to your computers. Despite the fawning accounts of how your “incredible brain” works by breathless neurosurgeons, you still … Continue reading
You want simple, eh? Simple art projects for simple earthling minds? Well here goes: Pencil and paper. You read right. Just a pencil and paper. Now don’t denigrate the pencil. After all, that is how I came into being. My … Continue reading
If you read my previous post, you would have seen that finger painting is all the rage amongst us moon inhabitants. Even some established adult artists use finger painting as the medium of choice for their artwork. But when I … Continue reading
Since I am a cartoon, I am an art project! Because I live the part, I should be up on what it takes to create an art project. I certainly don’t expect your elementary art projects to be as wondrous … Continue reading
And that’s hard to do when dealing with you earthlings. Your elementary terrestrial minds simply can’t deal with large numbers. So when presented with debt in the trillions, your brain (ha!) freezes. In fact, my experience is that most earthlings … Continue reading
I am so ahead of the curve when it comes to you earthlings. I often predict things centuries before they happen. But I must admit in the case of those monster truck games for kids’ entertainment, I must tip my … Continue reading
I’ve been dating Linda for almost 2 billion years now so you can guess that I am an expert on girlfriend gift ideas. Frankly, while the Earth was very young, rocks and not very conversational microbes were the only games … Continue reading
What do you expect a purple-blooded space alien to do? After all, you began the act of aggression throwing a humorous verbal construct in my general direction. Yes, that’s what your jokes are: aggression! You earthlings just don’t see reality … Continue reading