About Zeno, who blogs on this site…
Zeno is a comic character from The Lunar Antics who freely expresses his extraterrestrial professional analysis of all affairs earthling. After reading some of Zeno's observations, you will soon find out that it’s not enough for Zeno to be superior. His mission is to make sure that you know that he is superior.
More about him can found under About Me.
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Ah, the answering machine: what a delightfully quaint device for one’s greetings. I remember how amazed you earthlings were when they first came out. “Just think,” you collectively said, “we don’t have to interrupt our precious TV viewing. We can … Continue reading
As you can plainly see, I have antennae which are used for phone calls. Since all of my communications gear is organic, it is very efficient. And one of those biological elements is in charge of voicemail. The beauty of … Continue reading
Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. — C. S. Lewis “You can’t trust anyone over thirty.” We’ve all heard that one, … Continue reading
The twenty-first birthday seems to be quite an event. In fact, a certain molecule is now very important to these young earthling adults: Recognize it Mr. 21 year old? It is now legal for you to place significant quantities of … Continue reading
It’s been so long since I was one year old. I am after all 2 billion years old. You could say my birthday past is the combination of epochal and geological and glacial ages. I feel old just thinking about … Continue reading
You know, I always had limited respect for the Homo sapiens that seem to populate the internet. Believe me, just the comments left behind on blogs are enough to condemn the species. (Is spell check banned from blog comment sections? … Continue reading
That, dear earthling, was Mozart’s Symphony #29, K. 201, the extremely effective accompaniment to Brian’s increasing agitation as he absorbs the genius of Stewie’s play. The autograph score resides in New York City’s Pierpont Morgan Library, an interesting coincidence since … Continue reading
One of my disappointments in life is that I don’t move. I’ve been after Walters to get me to move, but as always he claims to have other “priorities.” So when it came to my attention that clip art can … Continue reading
Having antennae, I’m always connected to a wireless connection somewhere. You say that the vast majority are password protected and can’t be used? And I say, give me a break (Odd expression. There’s nothing I want in my body broken…). … Continue reading