Monthly Archives: February 2013

Answering machine voice messages for today

Ah, the answering machine: what a delightfully quaint device for one’s greetings. I remember how amazed you earthlings were when they first came out. “Just think,” you collectively said, “we don’t have to interrupt our precious TV viewing[1]. We can … Continue reading

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Phone Message Greetings You May Like

As you can plainly see, I have antennae which are used for phone calls. Since all of my communications gear is organic, it is very efficient. And one of those biological elements is in charge of voicemail. The beauty of … Continue reading

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30th Birthday Cards I Like

Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. — C. S. Lewis “You can’t trust anyone over thirty.” We’ve all heard that one, … Continue reading

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21st Birthday Cards Reviewed

The twenty-first birthday seems to be quite an event. In fact, a certain molecule is now very important to these young earthling adults: Recognize it Mr. 21 year old? It is now legal for you to place significant quantities of … Continue reading

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1st Birthday Wishes

It’s been so long since I was one year old. I am after all 2 billion years old. You could say my birthday past is the combination of epochal and geological and glacial ages. I feel old just thinking about … Continue reading

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