Monthly Archives: January 2013

Funny Gifts for Men

You know, I always had limited respect for the Homo sapiens that seem to populate the internet. Believe me, just the comments left behind on blogs are enough to condemn the species. (Is spell check banned from blog comment sections? … Continue reading

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

I don’t have friends: I have colleagues. Possessing a superior mind is a by definition a lonely existence. I mean, who can understand what I am going through since I function at a much higher level than everyone else? (And … Continue reading

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What Music Was Played in Family Guy’s Episode “Brian’s Play”?

That, dear earthling, was Mozart’s Symphony #29, K. 201, the extremely effective accompaniment to Brian’s increasing agitation as he absorbs the genius of Stewie’s play. The autograph score resides in New York City’s Pierpont Morgan Library, an interesting coincidence since … Continue reading

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Moving Clip Art and No, I’m Not Jealous

One of my disappointments in life is that I don’t move. I’ve been after Walters to get me to move, but as always he claims to have other “priorities.” So when it came to my attention that clip art can … Continue reading

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Windows Clip Art, Clip Art for Mac and Even Google Clip Art

Having antennae, I’m always connected to a wireless connection somewhere. You say that the vast majority are password protected and can’t be used? And I say, give me a break (Odd expression. There’s nothing I want in my body broken…). … Continue reading

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From Business Clip Art to Retirement Clip Art

As I have pointed out before, I am a drawing, lovingly crafted for your entertainment and sheer awe. If you need me to run, I’ll run. If you need me to jump, I’ll jump if you need a condescending look … Continue reading

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Free Cartoon Images and Cartoon Clip Art: My Poor Cousins

They said a picture is worth a thousand words. So why is it such a thing as free cartoon clipart? In my opinion, it should cost at least two syndicated columns. I can’t get used to your crazy earthling economy. … Continue reading

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