Monthly Archives: December 2012

Funny Birthday Poems You’ll Enjoy

Poetry and space aliens don’t often go together. When you think of poems, earthlings think of Shelley, Keats and Longfellow, not diminutive funny little men with antennae growing out of their heads (and for the 100th time, I’m not green!). … Continue reading

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[Object Error] Message from Webpage

In a rare moment of altruism (and I mean rare!), I thought I would help some of you earth creatures hopelessly tethered to your computers. Despite the fawning accounts of how your “incredible brain” works by breathless neurosurgeons, you still … Continue reading

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Simple Art Projects for Adults

You want simple, eh? Simple art projects for simple earthling minds? Well here goes: Pencil and paper. You read right. Just a pencil and paper. Now don’t denigrate the pencil. After all, that is how I came into being. My … Continue reading

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Cool Art Projects for Middle School

If you read my previous post, you would have seen that finger painting is all the rage amongst us moon inhabitants. Even some established adult artists use finger painting as the medium of choice for their artwork. But when I … Continue reading

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Art Projects for Elementary Students

Since I am a cartoon, I am an art project! Because I live the part, I should be up on what it takes to create an art project. I certainly don’t expect your elementary art projects to be as wondrous … Continue reading

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National Debt Explained: A Trillion Debt Definition That You Can Understand

And that’s hard to do when dealing with you earthlings. Your elementary terrestrial minds simply can’t deal with large numbers. So when presented with debt in the trillions, your brain (ha!) freezes. In fact, my experience is that most earthlings … Continue reading

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Monster Truck Games for Kids Were Inevitable

I am so ahead of the curve when it comes to you earthlings. I often predict things centuries before they happen. But I must admit in the case of those monster truck games for kids’ entertainment, I must tip my … Continue reading

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Girlfriend gift ideas from One Who Really Knows

I’ve been dating Linda for almost 2 billion years now so you can guess that I am an expert on girlfriend gift ideas. Frankly, while the Earth was very young, rocks and not very conversational microbes were the only games … Continue reading

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