Monthly Archives: October 2012

Tell Me A Funny Joke and I’ll Laugh At You

What do you expect a purple-blooded space alien to do? After all, you began the act of aggression throwing a humorous verbal construct in my general direction. Yes, that’s what your jokes are: aggression! You earthlings just don’t see reality … Continue reading

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Sayings on T-shirts Bug Me

I’m so happy that you earthlings are so proud of the fact that you can write. Over time, you sapian-dudes figured out how to arrange 26 letters into sounds, then words. And with these words, you made the little thoughts … Continue reading

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I Deserve a Great Cartoon Voice Over

Yes, I am superior to you. You don’t know how many times I love to say that. But actually I’m not saying anything: I have no voice! You see, whatever I “say” is really a stream of written words. All … Continue reading

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Funny Birthday Cards Are Not So Funny

As I may have mentioned before, I am two billion years old. I remember visiting your planet ‘bout a billion years ago when the only earthlings in existence were little single cells. How much more tolerable you earthlings were back … Continue reading

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I Make My Own Game

I really don’t blame you earthlings, I really don’t. The fact that space aliens are the usual target of your violent computer games doesn’t make me make me angry in the least. After all, we are actually trying to destroy … Continue reading

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Cartoon Making Software and Me

I am a cartoon. Or a comic strip character. Or whatever. But I do know that I am not made with some cartoon software free download. I am lovingly crafted (I assume!) by the hand of some creature named Walters … Continue reading

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A Cartoon Character’s Advice on How to Do a Comic Strip and Design a Cartoon

It’s one thing for you earthlings to design a cartoon any way you wish. So one leg is shorter than the other or perhaps one eye is too big. Maybe the ears can’t possibly work because they are too small … Continue reading

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