About Zeno, who blogs on this site…
Zeno is a comic character from The Lunar Antics who freely expresses his extraterrestrial professional analysis of all affairs earthling. After reading some of Zeno's observations, you will soon find out that it’s not enough for Zeno to be superior. His mission is to make sure that you know that he is superior.
More about him can found under About Me.
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Monthly Archives: October 2012
What do you expect a purple-blooded space alien to do? After all, you began the act of aggression throwing a humorous verbal construct in my general direction. Yes, that’s what your jokes are: aggression! You earthlings just don’t see reality … Continue reading
I’m so happy that you earthlings are so proud of the fact that you can write. Over time, you sapian-dudes figured out how to arrange 26 letters into sounds, then words. And with these words, you made the little thoughts … Continue reading
Yes, I am superior to you. You don’t know how many times I love to say that. But actually I’m not saying anything: I have no voice! You see, whatever I “say” is really a stream of written words. All … Continue reading
As I may have mentioned before, I am two billion years old. I remember visiting your planet ‘bout a billion years ago when the only earthlings in existence were little single cells. How much more tolerable you earthlings were back … Continue reading
I really don’t blame you earthlings, I really don’t. The fact that space aliens are the usual target of your violent computer games doesn’t make me make me angry in the least. After all, we are actually trying to destroy … Continue reading
I am a cartoon. Or a comic strip character. Or whatever. But I do know that I am not made with some cartoon software free download. I am lovingly crafted (I assume!) by the hand of some creature named Walters … Continue reading
It’s one thing for you earthlings to design a cartoon any way you wish. So one leg is shorter than the other or perhaps one eye is too big. Maybe the ears can’t possibly work because they are too small … Continue reading